Ahmadinejad is at it again

Folks, I've explained this before, and this is the perfect time to explain it again: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is a whack-o. Not like Michael Jackson was a whack-o. But a full-blown, bonafide whack-job.
He came out yesterday saying that the U.S. is blocking the coming of the Hidden Imam (which is mankind's savior).
A little history lesson is necessary to understand the ramifications of his statement. Mahmoud is a follower of the teachings of the 13th (Hidden) Imam. The teachings of the 13th Imam are pretty simple to understand: create enough chaos in the world, and mankind's savior will rise up to provide a Musmil version of peace and order. As we've seen in Iran, this means state-sponsored murder of homosexuals, anti-government protesters, and other various ne'er-do-wells. Diversity is not high on the 13th Imam's list of priorities.
So what is the U.S. doing to quell the return of mankind's Muslim savior? We are preventing Chaos. We are ensuring order in so many parts of the world (most importantly in the Middle East) that Mah-moody is beside himself with anger. How dare the U.S. foment order while he is doing everything he can to foment chaos?
I guess it all comes down to this: What is more distasteful: an American-orchestrated order or a Muslim-orchestrated chaos?